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ambiguousfairytales:

Wasn’t the entire point of the United States to keep religion FAR AWAY from the government??? Like…? Those of you voting against birth control and gay rights and what not are technically voting against the purpose of this country??¿??


officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

(via forward)



dualpaperbags:

men dislike skinny jeans because they ‘want something left to their imaginations’

women retreat into the earth to form a shining utopian society, never to be seen again

men wander the surface alone, left only with their imaginations

(via letsmakeloaf)


aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(via obamafart)


Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

(via phobias)


zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

(via timid)


legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

(via phobias)


cespur:

hey guys remember when the american soccer team was out of the world cup and the new york post ran this cover

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good times

(via phobias)