jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

(via phobias)


passthecocaine:

we wish you a merry christmas

we wish you a merry christmas

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and a happy new year

(via forward)


You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud.
(via moaka)

(via rivur)


buttgirl:

You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold. Like, they can let go easily if they want and you can too but you both try so hard to hold onto each other so lightly. It just feels so innocent and right. Literally one of the best feelings in the world.

buttgirl:

You know that feeling you get when you really like someone and you hold their hand for the first time? How it just feels so satisfying to know they have the same feelings for you? It feels like a sexual release. It’s such a light, timid hand hold. Like, they can let go easily if they want and you can too but you both try so hard to hold onto each other so lightly. It just feels so innocent and right. Literally one of the best feelings in the world.

(via rivur)


plasticbagvevo:

remember when icarly got away with saying this

(via thefieryging)


sexualbae:

thanks bing

sexualbae:

thanks bing

(via joshpeck)


221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

(via retiredjesus)


bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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(via retiredjesus)


manhood:

I’m in tears she forted like twice

(via laughingstation)